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Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour.  Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.

Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.
Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.

My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I’ll cope.

What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again?  You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky’s Rob Beckett’s Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He’s also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4’s Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell.

Price

Tickets from £34

Prices and discounts subject to change

Age guidance

Strictly 14+. Likely to be swearing and adult content

Where?

Main Stage

Performances

Performances

Mon 24 Mar — Sun 30 Mar
  • Thu
    27 Mar
    8:00pm
    From: £34
    Limited Availability Book Now
  • Fri
    28 Mar
    8:00pm
    From: £34
    Limited Availability Book Now
  • Sat
    29 Mar
    8:00pm
    From: £34
    Limited Availability Book Now
Discounts & Concessions

CONCESSIONS FOR PATRONS WITH DISABILITIES

£5 off standard price tickets in all seating areas.
2 for 1 on standard ticket prices for disabled patrons who require the service/support of a companion.
Limited availability

CLICK HERE for more information on our Access Performances

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Ticket prices subject to change. Discounts and concessions all offered subject to availability at the discretion of the Information and Sales Manager and may be withdrawn at any time. Restrictions apply (eg. limited allocation caps or expiry dates etc) Discounts and offers are non retrospective and cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. Valid ID must be presented where applicable. Additional discounts may be offered from time to time.

Food & Drink

The Circle Lounge

Our newly refurbished, stylish space is the perfect place for pre-show dining. Join us for Afternoon Tea or in the evening for a menu of sharing platters, small plates and sweet treats all inspired by the Mediterranean.

The Proscenium Lounge

Add some VIP sparkle to your Hippodrome experience with a Diamond or Champagne package in our luxurious lounge.

The Coffee Bar

Our Coffee Bar is open before the show and during the interval for hot and cold drinks, snacks or a quick and tasty bite to eat.

The Kiosks

You’ll find kiosks in the foyers selling a range of confectionery, Marshfield ice creams (which can also be pre-ordered) and chilled soft drinks as well as the current show programme.

"Hilarious"

The Mirror

"Naturally funny"

The Times

"Hilariously observational comic... brings roars of laughter"

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